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PROFESSOR SASHIMI
Ten thousand years ago, this planet, Monjotroldeclipdoc, was covered with beautiful forests and oceans. It teemed with a variety of plant and animal species so diverse that it made this planet unique in the galaxy.

But that all changed when Monjotroldeclipdoc was hit by the comet "Kila Wami".

Bigger and faster than any other known comet, it collided with Monjotroldeclipdoc, sending shockwaves through the galaxy and punching a hole clear through the planet. Any questions?

COREDOR
Yeah. Where do you keep the salt?

PROFESSOR SASHIMI
The explosive shock wave sent up a dust cloud so thick, it blocked the sunlight for centuries, lowering the planet's temperature, creating an ice age that caused the extinction of every plant and every animal, on Monjotroldeclipdoc.
This planet, once covered in rainforest, is now nothing but a dead, barren, shell.

COREDOR
A planet for losers. And the sooner we get off this croid the better.

PROFESSOR SASHIMI (picking up her cup of tea)
The Kila Wami impact is undoubtably the worst ecological disaster I've ever encountered.

PARSTY
Professor Sashimi, you don't seem very unhappy that all life on this planet was wiped out.

PROFESSOR SASHIMI
In order to be an effective scientist, I have to remain calm, and maintain a certain level of detachment from things that would normally cause emotional upset.
(tastes tea)
Blahhh! This tea's got SALT in it!!!!!

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from PLASMO Series Soundtrack, track released January 1, 1997

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