1. |
Cling
00:49
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2. |
HeavyMetal
01:51
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3. |
Memories
01:01
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COREDOR " You're right Plasmo. You see, I was a premature baby, born three weeks too soon. Contact with surface air would have permanently dried out my under developed gills, so I was confined to an aquatic humidicrib for six weeks...until my gills were fully developed. I would reach out to touch my mother, but all I felt was the icy chill of cold glass.
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4. |
Homesick
01:08
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PARSTY
Plasmo, are you feeling okay?
PLASMO
Parsty, we're so far from home, and this planet is so different from where we come from.
BRUCHO
Awww, he's homesick.
PARSTY
It's all right Plasmo. I'm here and so is Niknik.
NIKNIK
Nik!
COREDOR
Don't humour him Parsty. He's just a sooky baby.
BRUCHO
Sooky sooky sooky!
COREDOR
Okay, intermission's over. Time for MY slides!
PARSTY
Coredor, don't be so insensitive. We've never been to another planet before. This is an overwhelming experience for us.
COREDOR
Listen, I've travelled from one side of the universe to the other, and believe me, when you've seen one planet, you've seem them all. Right Brucho?
BRUCHO
Well, I once saw a planet that was turned completely inside out, and covered in liquid metal!
COREDOR
That was a video game you dummy!
BRUCHO
Oh.
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5. |
DeepSpace
01:25
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6. |
Abyss
01:05
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7. |
Ghosts
03:17
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8. |
Lifeforms
00:40
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BRUCHO
Coredor! I'm picking up life form readings! Twenty metres!
COREDOR
This is supposed to be an uninhabited planet!
BRUCHO
Ten metres!
COREDOR
We could be dealing with mean and vicious creatures. Activate Eswa Wands.
BRUCHO
Seven metres!
COREDOR
And set to STUN!
BRUCHO
But that IS the only setting.
COREDOR
Okay Brucho, you don't have to BROADCAST it!
BRUCHO
Five metres! They're right here!
COREDOR
Then why can't we see them???
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9. |
Departing
00:45
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PLASMO
See Parsty! I told you we'd get into outer space one of these days!
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10. |
Moontower
01:05
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PARSTY
Why Plasmo, you've been crying. You mustn't cry Plasmo. We're in the desert. We have to conserve water.
PLASMO
I can't help it Parsty. This place brings back memories.
PARSTY
This is where we hatched isn't it Plasmo. Three years ago...
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11. |
Lecture
01:31
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PROFESSOR SASHIMI
Ten thousand years ago, this planet, Monjotroldeclipdoc, was covered with beautiful forests and oceans. It teemed with a variety of plant and animal species so diverse that it made this planet unique in the galaxy.
But that all changed when Monjotroldeclipdoc was hit by the comet "Kila Wami".
Bigger and faster than any other known comet, it collided with Monjotroldeclipdoc, sending shockwaves through the galaxy and punching a hole clear through the planet. Any questions?
COREDOR
Yeah. Where do you keep the salt?
PROFESSOR SASHIMI
The explosive shock wave sent up a dust cloud so thick, it blocked the sunlight for centuries, lowering the planet's temperature, creating an ice age that caused the extinction of every plant and every animal, on Monjotroldeclipdoc.
This planet, once covered in rainforest, is now nothing but a dead, barren, shell.
COREDOR
A planet for losers. And the sooner we get off this croid the better.
PROFESSOR SASHIMI (picking up her cup of tea)
The Kila Wami impact is undoubtably the worst ecological disaster I've ever encountered.
PARSTY
Professor Sashimi, you don't seem very unhappy that all life on this planet was wiped out.
PROFESSOR SASHIMI
In order to be an effective scientist, I have to remain calm, and maintain a certain level of detachment from things that would normally cause emotional upset.
(tastes tea)
Blahhh! This tea's got SALT in it!!!!!
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12. |
DamWheel
01:18
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13. |
Deep
01:07
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COREDOR
Humph! Just because the blob takes a dive, he gets all the attention, when it's obvious I'M the real hero around here! Well, I'll show them!
PLASMO (trying to wake the sleeping creature)
Excuse me. Wakey wakey.
COREDOR (at opening of huge pipes)
No wonder these pipes are blocked. Look at all this slimy algae. I'd better scrape some of it away and help unblock these pipes.
BRUCHO
I wouldn't stand there if I were you Coredor.
COREDOR
Don't worry, it's a piece of cake.
PARSTY
Be careful Coredor. Plasmo said he was going to unblock those pipes.
COREDOR
Aww come on! As if Plasmo's going to clear these pipes with that tiny brush!
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14. |
Ducky
01:22
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15. |
Yin/Yang
00:17
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COREDOR
Yeah, but not all the time! You need a balance. Nothing exists without balance. For example, you can't have hot, unless you have cold. You can't have happy, unless you have sad. And you can't have niceness unless you have selfishness!
The balance between opposites is what keeps the universe in harmony. That's the reason I'm so well adjusted. You see, I exhibit the perfect balance between niceness and selfishness. Here, I'll give you an example of what I mean.
Brucho, would you like one of these freshly cooked space pancakes?
BRUCHO
Yes please!
COREDOR
Well bad luck, you're not getting any!
You see, I offered Brucho some pancakes, which was the nice thing to do, then I refused to give him any, which was the selfish thing to do. Thus in ONE act, I achieved the perfect balance between niceness and selfishness.
Got the picture now Plasmo?
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16. |
Asteroids
00:34
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SAL (Moonships Computer)
Warning. Warning. Approaching obstacle of unimaginable proportions.
COREDOR
It's the edge of the Universe!
SAL
Twenty seconds to impact.
COREDOR
How do you steer this thing!?
SAL
Ten seconds to impact. Shields UP.
COREDOR
Plasmo! Parsty! Wake up! Brucho! How do you you open these things?!
SAL
Two seconds to impact. Total destruction imminent.
Shields UP anyway.
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17. |
Toothpaste
00:38
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PLASMO
There might be a WHOLE universe in this drop of toothpaste.
COREDOR
Fat chance!
PLASMO
And maybe, the whole universe, is merely a blob of toothpaste, on someone ELSE'S toothbrush.
BRUCHO
It would have to be a pretty big toothbrush!
PLASMO
Maybe just as the universe goes on forever out THAT way, maybe it goes on forever INWARDS, getting smaller and smaller. What do you think Coredor?
COREDOR
I think you need your brain examined! That is, if an electron microscope could find it! Haw haw!
BRUCHO
Didn't you guys go to school?
PARSTY
No. We hatched on a planet devoid of any educational institutions.
COREDOR
Well that explains it. If you had gone to any educational institutions you would have learned not to ask such stupid questions!
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18. |
Heat
01:51
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19. |
Fusion
01:09
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SPARKY
Don't worry, your ship will be ready by morning. I used to work in a production line. Fusion welding was my specialty.
PLASMO/PARSTY
Oooh!Bright light!
BRUCHO
They don't call her Sparky for nothing!
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20. |
AutoLaunch
02:13
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SAL (Moonships Computer)
Initiating booster pre-burn.
PLASMO
The ship's going to take off!
PARSTY
If the ship takes off without us, we'll be stranded!
JOYCE
Heheh, you're my little alien lifeforms now.....
COREDOR
Brucho! Snap out of it!
SAL
Lift Off in fifty seconds.
PLASMO
If I could body warp, I may be able to squeeze inside.
PARSTY
No Plasmo, it's too small! Brucho, don't panic! We're sending Niknik in through the primary exhaust to shut the engine down.
PLASMO
Niknik, you're the only one small enough. Do you think you can do it?
NIKNIK
Nik!
PARSTY
When Coredor gets back with the instructions we'll call them out to you. Good luck Niknik!
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21. |
KilaWami
02:05
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COREDOR
Forget it Parsty! We're not sacrificing the spaceship! It's the only way we have to get OFF this lousy crowd! Just grab your stuff! We're taking off in two minutes!
PARSTY
Plasmo?
The Moonship's engines whir into operation.
PARSTY
Plasmo!
COREDOR
What about US!? What about US?!
The Moonship lifts off and streaks up into the sky.
BRUCHO
He's abandoned us. Abandoned his friends!
COREDOR
Left us here to DIE!....Just wait till I get my hands on him!
PARSTY
No! Plasmo would never do that!
COREDOR
Well take a look Parsty! I don't think he's gone out for pizza!
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22. |
Incredible
01:32
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PROFESSOR SASHIMI
Incredible! This is the chunk of planet the comet knocked out the first time. This is how the planet must have looked a million years ago.
PARSTY
It's beautiful. Plasmo would have loved it...sniff.
PROFESSOR SASHIMI
We're lucky really. Most ecologically dead worlds don't get a second chance.
BRUCHO
Sniff...Plasmo didn't get a second chance.
COREDOR
I hate to admit it, but I'm going to miss that chunky blob.
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